Stede Bonnett

Stede Bonnett, who is mostly from Orlando, is related to and named after an actual pirate. Not the most successful one mind you, but that's beside the point. These piratey qualifications mean he knows where the rum's gone, and if he ever moves on from IT work he'll be a Tiki bartender. In space. (He has promised not to become a space pirate, and you can totally trust him on that.)

Instagram: @stede.bonnett

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